Sugar 'n Spite

Neil ‘n Josie are running away to Europe. They had a...

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:14:00 -0400

Neil ‘n Josie
are running away to Europe. They had a party at the Astoria. I made them a cake.

We've been idle... but we're making a comeback!!!

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:01:55 -0400

So The Offensive Cake of the Month Club has been on hiatus since the cake-off got a little out of hand. After a rad complaint letter from our landlords due to shotgunning, piledriving, and smuttifying a Porsche in the front yard during said party, it was decided that we needed to find a new place to host this thing.

We’ve figured stuff out.

OFFENSIVE CAKE IX IS COMING SOON…

Keep your eyes peeled. We’ll let you know. Also, as always, we are open to theme suggestions. What do you want to see caked?

I know this isn’t a cake, but seriously. Offensive burger...

Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:32:28 -0400

I know this isn’t a cake, but seriously. Offensive burger of the month.

Someone ordered this at the Black Frog yesterday. The kitchen was so impressed, they saranwrap-laminated it. The order deciphered:

One beef burger (which comes with both sides of the bun mayoed by default), 2 extra sides of mayo, 2 orders of added cheese and added bacon… and instead of fries, half fries, half salad. Guy must be watching his weight.

2 Girls, One Cupcake, by special guests and incredibly worthy...

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 04:27:00 -0400

2 Girls, One Cupcake, by special guests and incredibly worthy opponents, Bronwen, Quinn, and Al… but let’s not kid ourselves here, this was mostly Bronwen.

Photo by Coral Mercer

Fun on Robert Pickton’s Farm, by Jess, Cheena, et...

Mon, 23 Mar 2009 04:25:00 -0400

Fun on Robert Pickton’s Farm, by Jess, Cheena, et Moi.

Photo by Coral Mercer

New York is burning. Also, The Offensive Cake of the Month Club...

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 16:47:59 -0400

New York is burning. Also, The Offensive Cake of the Month Club and the Piggy Palace Good Times Society presents Offensive Cake VIII this Saturday at 7:30 pm.

Be there.

Photo by Michelle Mayne.

I assumed the opposition of the “very being of your...

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:02:55 -0400

I assumed the opposition of the “very being of your culinary essence,” or whatever was a stab at Bronwen’s vegetarianism? Also, I am not an omnivore.

blownspeakers:

You’re an omnivore whose reading comprehension skills have taken a recent dive and/or you can’t navigate tumblr.
3tiersforabortion:

Wow. “I’m an omnivore. Wank wank wank.” Unless you’re making a cake out of sausage rolls, I really don’t think that has anything to do with anything.

Also, I will have to check back with my informant. The witch hunt continues.

blownspeakers:

Do iron fists of fondant taste like shit like regular fondant? Also, like I’d work with someone who opposes the very essence of my culinary being.*

*note: wankiest sentence to grace this tumblr ever.
lamerveilleuse:

I don’t even know what you’re talking about, and I’m frightened.

3tiersforabortion:

I think Bronwen is wonderful.

However, word on the street is that she’s the secret ringer. We will crush her with iron fists of fondant.

Wow. “I’m an omnivore. Wank wank wank.” ...

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:57:00 -0400

Wow. “I’m an omnivore. Wank wank wank.” Unless you’re making a cake out of sausage rolls, I really don’t think that has anything to do with anything.

Also, I will have to check back with my informant. The witch hunt continues.

blownspeakers:

Do iron fists of fondant taste like shit like regular fondant? Also, like I’d work with some who opposes the very essence of my culinary being.*

*note: wankiest sentence to grace this tumblr ever.
lamerveilleuse:

I don’t even know what you’re talking about, and I’m frightened.

3tiersforabortion:

I think Bronwen is wonderful.

However, word on the street is that she’s the secret ringer. We will crush her with iron fists of fondant.

I think Bronwen is wonderful. However, word on the street is...

Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:45:34 -0400

I think Bronwen is wonderful.

However, word on the street is that she’s the secret ringer. We will crush her with iron fists of fondant.

The plot thickens

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 19:08:43 -0500

No ringers for us. Maybe some brain tonic. I reserve the right to stand in their kitchen the whole time chanting “Darrryyyyyl…. Darrrrryyyyyl” Phhh.

hipstertracker:

I think if you had any confidence in your offensive cake making abilities you wouldn’t care who the ringer is. Lest we forget, when Monty Burns brought in all those ringers to beat Shelbyville, it was Homer that won the game.

jordanhudson:

I have to agree. Either you get to find a mystery ringer or (if that doesn’t interest your team) they have to fess up.

3tiersforabortion:

Quinn and Al have brought in a ringer for their caking team. Seeing that we allowed them to add a person to their team, when only the two of them challenged us, I feel it’s only fair that they divulge who this mystery person is.

Thoughts?

The plot thickens

Thu, 05 Mar 2009 17:43:15 -0500

Quinn and Al have brought in a ringer for their caking team. Seeing that we allowed them to add a person to their team, when only the two of them challenged us, I feel it’s only fair that they divulge who this mystery person is.

Thoughts?

Cake off!

Tue, 03 Mar 2009 03:54:30 -0500

The Offensive Cake-Off happens on Saturday March 21 at 7:30. Voting til 9:30 then we’re kicking you out before 11 because a) the neighbours don’t like late night noise and b) there is probably something better to do. Like Glory Days.

See you there.

Birthday cake/ birthday boy Photo by Coral

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 22:22:35 -0500

Birthday cake/ birthday boy

Photo by Coral

Brennan’s suspension birthday cake Photo by Coral

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 22:21:26 -0500

Brennan’s suspension birthday cake

Photo by Coral

Photo

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 22:18:36 -0500

Why have I posted these tame cakes?

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 13:01:26 -0500

For a shameless plug, obvi… (come on, who doesn’t need a shameless plug now and then.)

So I am flying solo on a birthday cake for the third time today/tomorrow, although this one promises to be at least moderately more offensive than my last two solo creations. I’m not ready to completely divulge what the cake is, but I will post photos after Saturday night. Suffice it to say it is a bit of a technical departure from what we have been doing and I am hoping it will turn out ok.

That being said, if anyone knows of anyone who needs a personalized (preferrably offensive/ sassy/ technically difficult) cake, I would be more than happy to make it. Please spread the word. As always, the cakes are free for friends, and at cost for friends of friends.

I’m hoping to get a little portfolio happening and to someday (hopefully in the not too distant future) charge a little bit of real money, but for now it’s just a hobby.

This cake is the second non-offensive cake and also the second...

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:56:00 -0500

This cake is the second non-offensive cake and also the second time I have caked without help. It was for the Discorder 25th Anniversary party and was modelled after Discorder layout circa 2005.

Photo by Michelle Mayne

I made this face cake for my roommate on our...

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 12:54:07 -0500

I made this face cake for my roommate on our housewarming/Al’s birthday party extravaganza last summer.

It is one of only two times that I have ever flown solo on a cake. It also happens to be one of the only two non-offensive cakes I have ever made.

We do vegans! (Altaira’s birthday!… was a while...

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 20:25:00 -0500

We do vegans! (Altaira’s birthday!… was a while ago. I’m behind the times)

Real Altaira eating marzipan Altaira eating marzipan animals.

Cake by Josie and I

Photo by Lindsay.

Darcie I have a new theme of cakes for us to make.

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:20:12 -0500

Darcie I have a new theme of cakes for us to make.:

I think Jess is on to something here.

(via in-real-life)