Sugar 'n Spite

I'll make you a cake.

No, seriously.
Mon Mar 9
I assumed the opposition of the “very being of your culinary essence,” or whatever was a stab at Bronwen’s vegetarianism?  Also, I am not an omnivore.
blownspeakers:
You’re an omnivore whose reading comprehension skills have taken a recent dive and/or you can’t navigate tumblr.
3tiersforabortion:

Wow.  “I’m an omnivore.  Wank wank wank.”  Unless you’re making a cake out of sausage rolls, I really don’t think that has anything to do with anything.
Also, I will have to check back with my informant.  The witch hunt continues.
blownspeakers:
Do iron fists of fondant taste like shit like regular fondant? Also, like I’d work with someone who opposes the very essence of my culinary being.*  *note: wankiest sentence to grace this tumblr ever.
lamerveilleuse:

I don’t even know what you’re talking about, and I’m frightened.
3tiersforabortion:

I think Bronwen is wonderful.
However, word on the street is that she’s the secret ringer.  We will crush her with iron fists of fondant.

I assumed the opposition of the “very being of your culinary essence,” or whatever was a stab at Bronwen’s vegetarianism?  Also, I am not an omnivore.

blownspeakers:

You’re an omnivore whose reading comprehension skills have taken a recent dive and/or you can’t navigate tumblr.

3tiersforabortion:

Wow.  “I’m an omnivore.  Wank wank wank.”  Unless you’re making a cake out of sausage rolls, I really don’t think that has anything to do with anything.

Also, I will have to check back with my informant.  The witch hunt continues.

blownspeakers:

Do iron fists of fondant taste like shit like regular fondant? Also, like I’d work with someone who opposes the very essence of my culinary being.*

*note: wankiest sentence to grace this tumblr ever.

lamerveilleuse:

I don’t even know what you’re talking about, and I’m frightened.

3tiersforabortion:

I think Bronwen is wonderful.

However, word on the street is that she’s the secret ringer.  We will crush her with iron fists of fondant.